At the dance on Saturday night at the Eagles Club in Nampa, Idaho, Lyle Sinclair, the owner of the band, came to sit at our table and told a joke I just have to share. I hope it gives you as big of a chuckle as it gave me.
Mr. Appleby went to church with his eyes looking very normal and walked out of church with two black eyes. Mrs. Green had noticed him looking fine when he walked into church and not looking so fine when he walked out.
“What happened to your eyes?” she blurted out.