The television crews are on the scene. A man is about to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. A member of the TV crew asks him for an explanation saying, “The public has the right to know.”
“I lost 500 million in the stock market! I’m devastated. I’m wiped out.”
“Do you have anything left?”
“Well, between the chateau in Switzerland, the yacht and the Rolls Royce, I guess I’m still worth about ten and a half million.”
